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Jan 7 1943

Nikola Tesla dead. The inventor of alternating current, Tesla was driven mad by Edison and spent his final days trying to invent a death ray.

Jan 7 1948

Residents of Maysville and nearby towns report UFO sightings, and at 2:45 PM, the US Air National Guard investigates. Capt. Thomas Mantell radios that the craft is "metallic and tremendous in size". It may have been a weather balloon. At 3:18 PM Mantell's P-51 goes down, the first UFO related fatality.

Jan 7 1950

Thirty-nine lunatics and one normal person die in the Mercy Hospital fire, Davenport IA.

Jan 7 1961

Young hoodlum Al Pacino arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. He and his compatriots were driving around a suburb of Providence RI, in the middle of the night, wearing masks and gloves. Not suspicious at all.

Jan 7 1989

Marine biologist Emperor Hirohito dead from cancer. Prior to his scientific career, Hirohito was the highest profile unindicted war criminal, presiding over such events as the Rape of Nanking and the unnecessary deaths of over 1 million Japanese in 1945 after it became quite clear the war was lost.


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Jan 6 1969

Future Governor of Georgia Jimmy Carter sees an Unidentified Flying Object in Leary, GA. Also witnessing the craft are his fellow Lions Club members. But the strangest part about this is, it was Carter and not Governor Jerry Brown.

Jan 6 1977

The Sex Pistols lose their EMI recording contract after a television host encourages them to spout obscenities on the air.

Jan 6 1982

William G Bonin, the truck driving "Freeway Killer", convicted in Los Angeles. He had murdered 14 boys and young men.

Jan 6 1993

Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev dead from AIDS.

Jan 6 1994

Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan is attacked in the knees by a man in Detroit wielding a collapsible baton. It is later determined that her inferior rival Tonya Harding and her boyfriend were responsible for the attack.

Jan 6 1998

Vandals decapitate the bronze "Little Mermaid" statue in Copenhagen harbor. It is the first decapitation of the famous Edvar Eriksen statue since 1964, and the incident has the city horrified.


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Jan 5 1919

The Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei is founded by Anton Drexler and others at the Furstenfelder Hof tavern in Munich. So much of early Nazi history seems to center around beer halls and homosexuals.

Jan 5 1967

Two buses of pilgrims collide south of Manila, Philippines, killing 83 in the worst traffic accident thus far.

Jan 5 1981

The Yorkshire Ripper, murderer of 13 women, is arrested. Peter Sutcliffe concentrated mostly on hookers, but still managed to terrorize mainstream England in the late 1970's and early 1980's.

Jan 5 1995

Connie Chung broadcasts Kathleen Gingrich's opinion of Hillary Clinton: bitch. We suspect it's merely a case of the pot calling the kettle black, and you can include Connie Chung in that.

Jan 5 1996

In Gaza, Israeli intelligence agents blow off the head of terrorist Yahya Ayyash, The Engineer, with a remote control cellphone bomb using plastic explosives. Ayyash purportedly ran the Hamas military wing, and was a proficient bomb maker; 100,000 people attended his funeral.

Jan 5 1998

Congressman Sonny Bono dead from blunt force trauma to his head after a direct collision with a pine tree at Heavenly Valley Ski Area. He is survived by his lesbian daughter Chastity and three other children.


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4-Year-Old Takes Revenge On Sitter
London Telegraph | Submitted by: ButtheadPubes
"The child was apparently angry after Mr. Beavers trod on his foot, witnesses said, and stormed off to his bedroom saying he was going to get a gun. Those present assumed he was going to fetch a toy... But the toddler reappeared clasping a shotgun taken from a bedroom cupboard and fired at Mr. Beavers."

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Family Fun: Razor-Blade Abortion
BBC | Submitted by: Waste 'Em AllGod'll Sort 'Em Out
"The family of a 14-year-old Afghan rape victim face prosecution after her foetus was removed without anaesthetic. The mother and brother of the girl are accused of cutting her open with a razor blade to perform an abortion... [The father] said a dog had bitten her so that people in the area wouldn't know what had really happened."

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Suicidal Pelicans Lose Will To Live
Seattle Times | Submitted by: azdollarbill
"These birds are on the freeway, getting run over... A bunch we've seen have been hit. They've been landing on yards five miles inland. When some of the people have captured them in parking lots, they just sit in the corner. They just go pick them up... Hundreds of birds, disoriented or dead, have been observed across the West Coast."

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Thieving Hulk Abandons Used Sex Dolls
Cairns Post | Submitted by: furpo
"A pervert has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane. However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants... His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes."

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Dignity Lost In Chairlift Malfunction
The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: Jean
"The mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap." [With photos.]

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Billionaire Pussies Out of Financial Meltdown
Financial Times | Submitted by: whatsnew74
"Adolf Merckle, one of Germany's wealthiest men, committed suicide after weeks of talks with creditors designed to save his businesses from being consumed by disastrous investments and the global financial crisis. The billionaire, 74, was said by his family to have been "broken" by the sight of his business empire, which ranged from pharmaceuticals to cement, crumbling. He died on Monday evening, apparently hit by a train a few hundred metres from his home in southern Germany."

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Cocaine Finances Anti-Drug Charity
Daily Mail | Submitted by: SnifflyPubes
"Karen Stott, whose slick operation was like a pizza delivery service, employed her two sons to take care of the business during the night and when she was abroad on luxury holidays.... The court heard that while doing so, Stott, from Regent's Park, North London, also ran a charity called The Fair Project, educating youngsters about the wrongs of drugs, racism and gangs."

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Landfills Sifted For Unwanted Children
KATU-TV 2 Portland | Submitted by: conculcate
"Authorities combing through 60 tons of trash at a dump site Monday found the body of a baby boy who was allegedly killed and put in a garbage can in Port Angeles, Wash." And in the second story: officials search a Kentucky dump for a stillborn, improperly disposed of by the morgue.

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Ubi Sub Ubi, Aborigines
Bild | Submitted by: lord asshole
"Politicians in Indonesia have clashed with natives from Papua New Guinea - after declaring that their penis sheaths are offensive and pornographic... Decorative koteka have been worn by male inhabitants of New Guinea to cover their manhood for centuries... But last October, Indonesian authorities passed an anti-porn law which empowers authorities to jail people for any sexually suggestive performance."

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Garbage Habitrail Claims Architect
Daily Mail | Submitted by: BurrowingPube
"An eccentric loner is believed to have died of thirst after becoming trapped in a bizarre and intricate network of tunnels built from rubbish in his home... Police called in a specialist diving team last Friday afternoon because the smell from the house in Broughton, Buckinghamshire, was so overpowering. They discovered a confusing system of tunnels networking around the interior of the building, with Mr Stewart lying dead inside."

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Token Rectal X-Ray
Sun | Submitted by: sirmalek
"We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it. She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there... This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray."

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Imminent Death of the Galaxy Predicted
London Telegraph | Submitted by: J. Beauregard Marshmellowpeep
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